成人笑话|The Use of a Handsaw 手锯的用处

The Use of a HandsawAt the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it, my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, I'll have chopped sirloin, please. The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, And I see that, you, sir, have come for our T-bone special.手锯的用处 在集市上，我和老婆买了一些五金用品，包含一个手锯。大家返回汽车时刚好路过一家牛排店。 大家尝尝吧，我老婆建议说。尽管我感觉拿着锯有点傻乎乎的，但还是随她走了进来。 我老婆扫视了一下菜单对女招待说：请给我来一份炒牛腰片。 女招待转向我，看了看我的锯，说道：我能看出，先生，你是来吃大家的T形骨特点菜的。