成人笑话|Physical examination

A young woman was having a physical examination^{1 and was embarrassed because of a weight problem.}

As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed^{2. I'm so ashamed, Doctor, she said, I guess I let myself go.}

The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad.

Do you really think so, Doctor? she asked.

The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo.