愚人笑话|Never Mind 坐到了后坐上

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. They've stolen the dashboard, the steering^{1 wheel, even the brake pedal! he cried out.}

However, before the police investigation^{2 could start, the phone rang a second time Never mind, the drunk said with a hiccup3, I got in the back seat by mistake.}

一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。

然而在警察还没开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，没事了，醉汉打着嗝说，我不小心坐到了后坐上。