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愚人笑话|Joke: Constipated Kitty

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Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad
case of constipation. She takes it to the vet1,
who gives her a new kind of laxative. Give
her about six teaspoons2 of this, and she'll
be better in no time.
Mrs. Jones' does as she's told and returns a
week later. The vet asks, How's your calf3?
I don't have a calf. It was my cat who wasn't
feeling well.
Well, how's your cat doing?
I'm not sure. The last time I saw her, she
was heading toward the north end of town with
ten other cats. Five were digging, three were
covering, and two were scouting4 for new territory.


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