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双语笑话|S.O.B. 狗娘养的

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S.O.B. My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried."I don't want another S.O.B. toasting his shins(小腿骨) around my fireplace," he explained.With a sly grin, Mother cracked, "What makes you think I'd marry another S.O.B?"狗娘养的我爸比我妈大14岁,近期一直在写遗嘱。一次家宴上,他告诉大家说他为妈妈未来的生活作好了安排,但假如她改嫁的话,家的房屋将归大家五个孩子所有。我可不想另外什么狗娘养的在我的火炉旁烤他的狗腿,他讲解道。母亲狡猾地咧了咧嘴,讥诮道:你如何觉得我会再嫁给一个狗娘养的?


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